Godzilla - The Musical, courtesy of Trousered Ape. Amazing!
Scene 1:Go read the rest of it. Now that is truly of the most bizarre... thanks to Matthew for pointing it out!
Godzilla on Monster Island. He laments his solitude in a series of haiku.
Godzilla:Here, I, Godzilla,
Monarch of Monster Island,
Sit, forlorn, alone.
Of this blessed Paradise
Have mates; I have none.