Even more bizarre than Chaucer's blog...

Godzilla - The Musical, courtesy of Trousered Ape. Amazing!

Scene 1:

Godzilla on Monster Island. He laments his solitude in a series of haiku.

Godzilla:

Here, I, Godzilla,
Monarch of Monster Island,
Sit, forlorn, alone.

Other denizens
Of this blessed Paradise
Have mates; I have none.

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Go read the rest of it. Now that is truly of the most bizarre... thanks to Matthew for pointing it out!