Drop Kick Me, Jesus

If you thought some Christian songs couldn't get any weirder, I'd have to go and introduce you to "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life":

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I've got the will, Lord if you've got the toe.

Check out the mp3. Ain't it catchy? :)