From expagan.com's humor page:
If you are an Evangelical / Fundamentalist Dispensationalist
Wake up earlier than your spouse. Be very quiet. Take your pajamas and put them in the bed in the exact same position as you were laying. Cover them back up. If you have children, wake them up and tell them to be very quiet. Put their pajamas back into the bed in a sleeping position.
Go out to breakfast, If you can, don't take the car.