I once had a talent...

... for creating names, just because...

Patch:

Anyway, Matt, you can't worry yourself so much about the policies of the University...

Matt:

I like to anyway...

Alan (me):

C'mon, Match, you have to look on the bright side...

Patch:

Yeah..

Matt:

Did you just call me Match?

Alan:

Hm. Yes, I certainly did.

Patch:

That's what happened to me; My name used to be Pat. Just accept it, Match.

Match:

Okay.... Alatch.

Alan:

Hmm. No.

And it was so. You had to be there. Though of course, this was certainly no Tu es Petrus moment, because I could never arrogate myself to that level... but just so...